Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Olympic Gold Jokes More Olympic Gold Jokes

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.