Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

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What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

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Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.