Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

Who always wins the insect election?

The lesser of two weevils.

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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.