Student: A teacher!
A neck-romancer
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
how waiters should greet people
Nothing -- apples don't talk!
Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.
One minds the train the other trains the mind.
None, that's what students are for.
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Because he is forever a loan.