What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

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