Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.