So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
Rectoplasm...
They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
You get Halo-tosis. :-/
To prevent bat breath!
When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Stopping it with a shovel!
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
