How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.