What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms