What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.