What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

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What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.