What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.