What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples