What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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How do people with acid reflux complain?

errr mer GERD

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.