What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

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What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."