Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!