Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.