What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

Previous Random Joke Next

Rihanna Jokes More Rihanna Jokes

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.