What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

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What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.