Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

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Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

because it said "CONCENTRATE"

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

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She went to the battered women's shelter

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.