Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

Previous Random Joke Next

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)