Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

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What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."