What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar?

Total internal reflection.

What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...

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What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!