What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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What does a meditating cow say?

ooOOOMMMMOOOOOooooo........

How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range