How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!