What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!