What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.