What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."