What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love