What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.