What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song?

Single Bells"