What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey