What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

How does a scientist make a hormone?

The same way I do: don't pay her!