What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the most problematic time of day?

4:04

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Small Body Jokes More Small Body Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Skittle Jokes More Skittle Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.