What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Small Body Jokes More Small Body Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Skittle Jokes More Skittle Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.