How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!