How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!