What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.