What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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His job.

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Papal

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Polly unsaturated!

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Dried red paint

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels