What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

Previous Random Joke Next

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What's the square root of sixty-nine?

What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!