What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.