What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!

2 Mexicans Jokes More 2 Mexicans Jokes

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.