Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.