What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.