What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.