What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime