What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

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Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course