Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!