What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.