What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny?

Because they never grow old

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower