How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.