What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

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Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...