Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.