How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.