What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

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What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)