Wait, I can explain everything!
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
A: At night, because two feet are added to it.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
None, but you can get food poisoning.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*
I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.
I'll take you clothes shopping right now".