Wait, I can explain everything!
Because it saw the pillow slip.
The tube sock under my bed.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
He was feeling a little horse.
It took ears off his life!
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
They're both annoying and want your money.
because while I wait I like to be introspective
Oh, wait they're done.
