What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.