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His life improved after he met the rock.
Putin end to my life.
He fingered a minor.
At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.
Because it had no porpoise in life.
Life
Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
The rest of your life.
Because it's pointless.
Life eventually ends.
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Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
Smallpox
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
Life.
Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.
You belong.
If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.
AY E! I O U edit: added Y
Student: She was my life.
Everything
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
My life ( ..)
Why don't you google it?
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
What is life without a porpoise?"
Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(
Because his life was in shambles.
A philosorapper
He had no leg to stand on.
Unmeasurable.
The riddle of life!
He couldn't remove three nails to save his life
Selfless
Life outside of prison.
Why only today they found a Beagle!
One life
He felt he had no porpoise in life
He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.
Dyslexia.
Life without parole
His life was at stake. Badum psh.
Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.
The director of Life of Pi.
That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
The energy bill ...
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."
They're always eager for more on their pate.
They're practically non existent.
Its a life of pain
It really has a lot of ups and downs
If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
Boring !
A dead bullfrog.
My life revolves around you!
HINDsight
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!
You guys have no life!"
A: Because he only made a good buccaneer.
May my thoughts be with them".
My life...
Well it pizza heck out of me.
My life. My entire goddamned life.
All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"
Get tested for dyslexia.
You guys have no life!
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD
DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**
Lithium and Iron
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You have no life
He has to grin and bare it.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Life is a maze.
Because he felt his days were numbered.
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
It took ears off his life!
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Fred and George Weasley.
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
When it gets a handle on life.
No WiFi...
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)
Oh, I can't complain."
It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
He went to Jared.
One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.
Do I hand my life in
25 to Life.
He lost his porpoise in life.
I'm up."
A. It saves them a lot of time.
Juan nail at a time.
Because it's baby food.
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.
Because they were both too Shellfish.
This is the end.
An Igloominati
You triangulate their position!
A bipolar bear.
The Atlantic Ocean.
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
