What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?

A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?

A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!