What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.