What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad