How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.