How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.