Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?

A: A small medium at large.

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

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What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.