What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*