What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

How do small people call each other?

A: On microphones.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people