Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

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Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.