Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.