Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.